PART FIRST

IMRS. ROBERTS; THEN MR. ROBERTS

At the window of her apartment in Hotel Bellingham, Mrs. Roberts stands looking out into the early nightfall. A heavy snow is driving without, and from time to time the rush of the wind and the sweep of the flakes against the panes are heard. At the sound of hurried steps in the anteroom, Mrs. Roberts turns from the window, and runs to the

portière, through which she puts her head.

Mrs. Roberts:'Is that you, Edward? So dark here! We ought really to keep the gas turned up all the time.'

Mr. Roberts, in a muffled voice, from without:'Yes, it's I.'

Mrs. Roberts:'We ll, hurry in to the fire, do! Ugh, what a storm! Do you suppose anybody will come? You must be half frozen, you poor thing! Come quick, or you'll certainly perish!'She flies from the portière to the fire burning on the hearth, pokes it, flings on a log, jumps back, brushes from her dress with a light shriek the sparks driven out upon it, and continues talking incessantly in a voice lifted for her husband to hear in the anteroom.'If I'd dreamed it was any such storm as this, I should never have let you go out in it in the world. It wasn't at all necessary to have the flowers. I could have got on perfectly well, and I believe now the table would look better without them. The chrysanthemums would have been quite enough; and I know you've taken more cold. I could tell it by your voice as soon as you spoke; and just as quick as they're gone to-night I'm going to have you bathe your feet in mustard and hot water, and take eight of aconite, and go straight to bed. And I don't want you to eat very much at dinner, dear, and you must be sure not to drink any coffee, or the aconite won't be of the least use.'She turns and encounters her husband, who enters through the portière, his face pale, his eyes wild, his white necktie pulled out of knot, and his shirt front rumpled.'Why, Edward, what in the world is the matter? What has happened?'

Roberts, sinking into a chair:'Get me a glass of water, Agnes—wine—whisky—brandy—'

Mrs. Roberts, bustling wildly about:'Yes, yes. But what—Bella! Bridget! Maggy!—Oh, I'll go for it myself, and I won't stop to listen! Only—only don't die!'While Roberts remains with his eyes shut, and his head sunk on his breast in token of extreme exhaustion, she disappears and reappears through the door leading to her chamber, and then through the portière

cutting off the dining-room. She finally descends upon her husband with a flagon of cologne in one hand, a small decanter of brandy in the other, and a wineglass held in the hollow of her arm against her breast. She contrives to set the glass down on the mantel and fill it from the flagon, then she turns with the decanter in her hand, and while she presses the glass to her husband's lips, begins to pour the brandy on his head.'Here! this will revive you, and it'll refresh you to have this cologne on your head.'

Roberts, rejecting a mouthful of the cologne with a furious sputter, and springing to his feet:'Why, you've given me the cologne to drink, Agnes! What are you about? Do you want to poison me? Isn't it enough to be robbed at six o'clock on the Common, without having your head soaked in brandy, and your whole system scented up like a barber's shop, when you get home?'

Mrs. Roberts:'Robbed?'She drops the wineglass, puts the decanter down on the hearth, and carefully bestowing the flagon of cologne in the wood-box, abandons herself to justice:'Then let them come for me at once, Edward! If I could have the heart to send you out in such a night as this for a few wretched rosebuds, I'm quite equal to poisoning you. Oh, Edward, who robbed you?'

Roberts:'That's what I don't know.'He continues to wipe his head with his handkerchief, and to sputter a little from time to time.'All I know is that when I got—phew!—to that dark spot by the Frog Pond, just by—phew!—that little group of—phew!—evergreens, you know—phew!—'

Mrs. Roberts:'Yes, yes; go on! I can bear it, Edward.'

Roberts:'—a man brushed heavily against me, and then hurried on in the other direction. I had unbuttoned my coat to look at my watch under the lamp-post, and after he struck against me I clapped my hand to my waistcoat, and—phew!—'

Mrs. Roberts:'Waistcoat! Yes!'

Roberts:'—found my watch gone.'

Mrs. Roberts:'What! Your watch? The watch Willis gave you? Made out of the gold that he mined himself when he first went out to California? Don't ask me to believe it, Edward! But I'm only too glad that you escaped with your life. Let them have the watch and welcome. Oh, nay dear, dear husband!'She approaches him with extended arms, and then suddenly arrests herself.'But you've got it on!'

Roberts, with as much returning dignity as can comport with his dishevelled appearance:'Yes; I took it from him.'At his wife's speechless astonishment:'I went after him and took it from him.'He sits down, and continues with resolute calm, while his wife remains standing before him motionless:'Agnes, I don't know how I came to do it. I wouldn't have believed I could do it. I've never thought that I had much courage—physical courage; but when I felt my watch was gone, a sort of frenzy came over me. I wasn't hurt; and for the first time in my life I realised what an Abominable outrage theft was. The thought that at six o'clock in the evening, in the very heart of a great city like Boston, an inoffensive citizen could be assaulted and robbed, made me furious. I didn't call out. I simply buttoned my coat tight round me and turned and ran after the fellow.'

Mrs. Roberts:'Edward!'

Roberts:'Yes, I did. He hadn't got half-a-dozen rods away—it all took place in a flash—and I could easily run him down. He was considerably larger than I—'

Mrs. Roberts:'Oh!'

Roberts:'—and he looked young and very athletic; but these things didn't seem to make any impression on me.'

Mrs. Roberts:'Oh, I wonder that you live to tell the tale, Edward!'

Roberts:'We ll, I wonder a little at myself. I don't set up for a great deal of—'

Mrs. Roberts:'But I always knew you had it! Go on. Oh, when I tell Willis of this! Had the robber any accomplices? We re there many of them?'

Roberts:'I only saw one. And I saw that my only chance was to take him at a disadvantage. I sprang upon him, and pulled him over on his back. I merely said,"I'll trouble you for that watch of mine, if you please,"jerked open his coat, snatched the watch from his pocket—I broke the chain, I see—and then left him and ran again. He didn't make the slightest resistance nor utter a word. Of course it wouldn't do for him to make any noise about it, and I dare say he was glad to get off so easily.'With affected nonchalance:'I'm pretty badly rumpled, I see. He fell against me, and a scuffle like that doesn't improve one's appearance.'

Mrs. Roberts, very solemnly:'Edward! I don't know what to say! Of course it makes my blood run cold to realise what you have been through, and to think what might have happened; but I think you behaved splendidly. Why, I never heard of such perfect heroism! You needn't tell me that he made no resistance. The re was a deadly struggle—your necktie and everything about you shows it. And you needn't think there was only one of them—'

Roberts, modestly:'I don't believe there was more.'

Mrs. Roberts:'Nonsense! The re are always two! I've read the accounts of those garottings. And to think you not only got out of their clutches alive, but got your property back—Willis's watch! Oh, what

will Willis say? But I know how proud of you he'll be. Oh, I wish I could scream it from the house-tops. Why didn't you call the police?'

Roberts:'I didn't think—I hadn't time to think.'

Mrs. Roberts:'No matter. I'm glad you have all the glory of it. I don't believe you half realise what you've been through now. And perhaps this was the robbers'first attempt, and it will be a lesson to them. Oh yes! I'm glad you let them escape, Edward. They may have families. If every one behaved as you've done, there would soon be an end of garotting. But, oh! I can't bear to think of the danger you've run. And I want you to promise me never, never to undertake such a thing again!'

Roberts:'We ll, I don't know—'

Mrs. Roberts:'Yes, yes; you must! Suppose you had got killed in that awful struggle with those reckless wretches tugging to get away from you! Think of the children! Why, you might have burst a blood-vessel! Will you promise, Edward? Promise this instant, on your bended knees, just as if you were in a court of justice!'Mrs. Roberts's excitement mounts, and she flings herself at her husband's feet, and pulls his face down to hers with the arm she has thrown about his neck.'Will you promise?'

II

MRS. CRASHAW; MR. AND MRS. ROBERTS

Mrs. Crashaw, entering unobserved:'Promise you what, Agnes? The man doesn't smoke

now. What more can you ask?'She starts back from the spectacle of Roberts's disordered dress.'Why, what's happened to you, Edward?'

Mrs. Roberts, springing to her feet:'Oh, you may well ask that, Aunt Mary! Happened? You ought to fall down and worship him! And you will when you know what he's been through. He's been robbed!'

Mrs. Crashaw:'Robbed? What nonsense! Who robbed him? Where was he robbed?'

Mrs. Roberts:'He was attacked by two garotters—'

Roberts:'No, no—'

Mrs. Roberts:'Don't speak, Edward! I know there were two. On the Common. Not half an hour ago. As he was going to get me some rosebuds. In the midst of this terrible storm.'

Mrs. Crashaw:'Is this true, Edward?'

Mrs. Roberts:'Don't answer, Edward! One of the band threw his arm round Edward's neck—so.'She illustrates by garotting Mrs. Crashaw, who disengages herself with difficulty.

Mrs. Crashaw:'Mercy, child! What are you doing to my lace?'

Mrs. Roberts:'And the other one snatched his watch, and ran as fast as he could.'

Mrs. Crashaw:'Willis's watch? Why, he's got it on.'

Mrs. Roberts, with proud delight:'Exactly what I said when he told me.'Then, very solemnly:'And do you know why he's got it on?—'Sh, Edward! I will tell! Because he ran after them and took it back again.'

Mrs. Crashaw:'Why, they might have killed him!'

Mrs. Roberts:'Of

course they might. But Edward didn't care. The idea of being robbed at six o'clock on the Common made him so furious that he scorned to cry out for help, or call the police, or anything; but he just ran after them—'

Roberts:'Agnes! Agnes! The re was only one.'

Mrs. Roberts:'Nonsense, Edward! How could you tell, so excited as you were?—And caught hold of the largest of the wretches—a perfect young giant—'

Roberts:'No, no; not a

giant, my dear.'

Mrs. Roberts:'We ll, he was

young, anyway!—And flung him on the ground.'She advances upon Mrs. Crashaw in her enthusiasm.

Mrs. Crashaw:'Don't you fling me on the ground, Agnes! I won't have it.'

Mrs. Roberts:'And tore his coat open, while all the rest were tugging at him, and snatched his watch, and then—and then just walked coolly away.'

Roberts:'No, my dear; I ran as fast as I could.'

Mrs. Roberts:'We ll,

ran. It's quite the same thing, and I'm just as proud of you as if you had walked. Of course you were not going to throw your life away.'

Mrs. Crashaw:'I think he did a very silly thing in going after them at all.'

Roberts:'Why, of course, if I'd thought twice about it, I shouldn't have done it.'

Mrs. Roberts:'Of course you wouldn't, dear! And that's what I want him to promise, Aunt Mary: never to do it again, no matter how

much he's provoked. I want him to promise it right here in your presence, Aunt Mary!'

Mrs. Crashaw:'I think it's much more important he should put on another collar and—shirt, if he's going to see company.'

Mrs. Roberts:'Yes; go right off at once, Edward. How you do think of things, Aunt Mary! I really suppose I should have gone on all night and never noticed his looks. Run, Edward, and do it, dear. But—kiss me first! Oh, it

don't seem as if you could be alive and well after it all! Are you sure you're not hurt?'

Roberts, embracing her:'No; I'm all right.'

Mrs. Roberts:'And you're not injured internally? Sometimes they're injured internally—aren't they, Aunt Mary?—and it doesn't show till months afterwards. Are you sure?'

Roberts, making a cursory examination of his ribs with his hands:'Yes, I think so.'

Mrs. Roberts:'And you don't feel any bad effects from the cologne

now? Just think, Aunt Mary, I gave him cologne to drink, and poured the brandy on his head, when he came in! But I was determined to keep calm, whatever I did. And if I've poisoned him I'm quite willing to die for it—oh, quite! I would gladly take the blame of it before the whole world.'

Mrs. Crashaw:'We ll, for pity's sake, let the man go and make himself decent. The re's your bell now.'

Mrs. Roberts:'Yes, do go, Edward. But—kiss me—'

Mrs. Crashaw:'He did

kiss you, Agnes. Don't be a simpleton!'

Mrs. Roberts:'Did he? We ll, kiss me again, then, Edward. And now do go, dear. M-m-m-m.'The inarticulate endearments represented by these signs terminate in a wild embrace, protracted halfway across the room, in the height of which Mr. Willis Campbell enters.

III

MR. CAMPBELL, MRS. CRASHAW, MR. AND MRS. ROBERTS

Willis, pausing in contemplation:'Hello! What's the matter? What's she trying to get out of you, Roberts? Don't you do it, anyway, old fellow.'

Mrs. Roberts, in an ecstasy of satisfaction:'Willis! Oh, you've come in time to see him just as he is. Look at him, Willis!'In the excess of her emotion she twitches her husband about, and with his arm fast in her clutch, presents him in the disadvantageous effect of having just been taken into custody. Under these circumstances Roberts's attempt at an expression of diffident heroism fails; he looks sneaking, he looks guilty, and his eyes fall under the astonished regard of his brother-in-law.

Willis:'What's the matter with him? What's he been doing?'

Mrs. Roberts:''Sh, Edward! What's he been doing? What does he look as if he had been doing?'

Mrs. Crashaw:'Agnes—'

Willis:'He looks as if he had been signing the pledge. And he—smells like it.'

Mrs. Roberts:'For shame, Willis! I should think you'd sink through the floor. Edward, not a word! I am ashamed of him, if he is my brother.'

Willis:'Why, what in the world's up, Agnes?'

Mrs. Roberts:'Up? He's been robbed!—robbed on the Common, not five minutes ago! A whole gang of garotters surrounded him under the Old Elm—or just where it used to be—and took his watch away! And he ran after them, and knocked the largest of the gang down, and took it back again. He wasn't hurt, but we're afraid he's been injured internally; he may be bleeding internally now —Oh, do you think he is, Willis? Don't you think we ought to send for a physician?—That, and the cologne I gave him to drink. It's the brandy I poured on his head makes him smell so. And he all so exhausted he couldn't speak, and I didn't know what I was doing, either; but he's promised—oh yes, he's promised!—never, never to do it again.'She again flings her arms about her husband, and then turns proudly to her brother.

Willis:'Do you know what it means, Aunt Mary?'

Mrs. Crashaw:'Not in the least! But I've no doubt that Edward can explain, after he's changed his linen—'

Mrs. Roberts:'Oh yes, do go, Edward! Not but what I should be proud and happy to have you appear just as you are before the whole world, if it was only to put Willis down with his jokes about your absent-mindedness, and his boasts about those California desperadoes of his.'