YOUNG PEOPLES PRIDE

I

It is one of Johnny Chipman's parties at the Harlequin Club, and as usual the people the other people have been asked to meet are late and as usual Johnny is looking hesitatingly around at those already collected with the nervous kindliness of an Absent-minded menagerie-trainer who is trying to make a happy family out of a wombat, a porcupine, and two small Scotch terriers because they are all very nice and he likes them all and he can't quite remember at the moment just where he got hold of any of them. This evening he has been making an omelet of youngest. K. Ricky French, the youngest Harvard playwright to learn the tricks of C43, a Boston exquisite, impeccably correct from his club tie to the small gold animal on his watch-chain, is almost coming to blows with Slade Wilson, the youngest San Francisco cartoonist to be tempted East by a big paper and still so new to New York that no matter where he tries to take the subway, he always finds himself buried under Times Square, over a question as to whether La Perouse or Foyot's has the best hors-d'oeuvres in Paris.

The conflict is taking place across Johnny's knees, both of which are being used for emphasis by the disputants till he is nearly mashed like a sandwich-filling between two argumentative slices of bread, but he is quite content. Peter Piper, the youngest rare-book collector in the country, who, if left to himself, would have gravitated naturally toward French and a devastating conversation in monosyllables on the pretty failings of prominent débutantes, is gradually warming Clark Stovall, the youngest star of the Provincetown Players out of a prickly silence, employed in supercilious blinks at all the large pictures of celebrated Harlequins by discreet, intelligent questions as to the probable future of Eugene O'Neill.

Stovall has just about decided to throw Greenwich Village omniscience overboard and admit privately to himself that people like Peter can be both human and interesting even if they do live in the East Sixties instead of Macdougal Alley when a page comes in discreetly for Johnny Chipman. Johnny rises like an Agitated blond robin who has just spied the very two worms he was keeping room for to top off breakfast."We ll"he says to the world at large."They're only fifteen minutes late apiece this time."

He darts out into the hall and reappears in a moment, a worm on either side. Both worms will fit in easily with the youthful assortment already gathered—neither can be more than twenty-five.

Oliver Crowe is nearly six feet, vividly dark, a little stooping, dressed like anybody else in the Yale Club from hair parted in the middle to low heavyish brown shoes, though the punctured patterns on the latter are a year or so out of date. The re is very little that is remarkable about his appearance except the round, rather large head that shows writer or pugilist indifferently, brilliant eyes, black as black warm marble under heavy tortoise-shell glasses and a mouth that is not weak in the least but somehow burdened by a pressure upon it like a pressure of wings, the pressure of that kind of dream which will not release the flesh it inhabits always and agonizes often until it is given perfect body and so does not release it until such flesh has ceased. At present he is not the youngest anything, except, according to himself'the youngest failure in advertising,'but a book of nakedly youthful love-poetry, which in gloomy moments he wishes had never been written, although the San Francisco Warbler called it as'tensely vital as the Shropshire Lad,'brought him several column reviews and very nearly forty dollars in cash at twenty-one and since then many people of his own age and one or two editors have considered him"worth watching."

Ted Billett is dark too, but it is a ruddy darkness with high clear color of skin. He could pass anywhere as a College Senior and though his clothes seem to have been put on anyhow with no regard for pressing or tailoring they will always raise a doubt in the minds of the uninstructed as to whether it is not the higher carelessness that has dictated them rather than ordinary poverty—a doubt that, in many cases, has proved innocently fortunate for Ted. His hands are a curious mixture of square executive ability and imaginative sensitiveness and his surface manners have often been described as'too snotty'by delicate souls toward whom Ted was entirely unconscious of having acted with anything but the most disinterested politeness. On the other hand a certain even-tempered recklessness and capacity for putting himself in the other fellow's place made him one of the few popularly lenient officers to be obeyed with discipline in his outfit during the war. As regards anything Arty or Crafty his attitude is merely appreciative—he is finishing up his last year of law at Columbia.

Johnny introduces Oliver and Ted to everybody but Peter—the three were classmates—shepherds his flock with a few disarmingly personal insults to prevent stiffness closing down again over the four that have already got to talking at the arrival of the two newcomers, and marshals them out to the terrace where they are to have dinner. Without seeming to try, he seats them so that Ted, Peter and Oliver will not form an offensive-defensive alliance against the three who are strangers to them by retailing New Haven anecdotes to each other for the puzzlement of the rest and starts the ball rolling with a neat provocative attack on romanticism in general and Cabell in particular.

II

"Johnny's strong for realism, aren't you, Johnny?"

"We ll, yes, Ted, I am. I think'Main Street'and'Three Soldiers'are two of the best things that ever happened to America. You can say it's propaganda—maybe it is, but at any rate it's real. Honestly, I've gotten so tired, we all have, of all this stuff about the small Middle We stern Town being the backbone of the country—"

"Backbone? Last vertebra!"

"As for'Main Street,'it's—"

"It's the hardest book to read through without fallin'asleep where you sit, though, that I've struck since the time I had to repeat Geology."Peter smiles."But, there, Johnny, I guess I'm the bone-head part of the readin'public—"

"That's why you're just the kind of person that ought to read books like that, Peter. The reading public in general likes candy laxatives, I'll admit—Old Nest stuff—but you—"

"'Nobody else will ever have to write the description of a small Middle We stern Town'"quotes Oliver, discontentedly."We ll, who ever wanted to write the description of a small Middle We stern Town?"and from Ricky French, selecting his words like flowers for a boutonniere.

"The trouble with'Main Street'is not that it isn't the truth but that it isn't nearly the whole truth. Now Sherwood Anderson—"

"Tennyson. Who was Tennyson? He died young."

"We ll, if that is Clara Stratton's idea of how to play a woman who did."

The two sentences seem to come from no one and arrive nowhere. They are batted out of the conversation like toy balloons.

"Bunny Andrews sailed for Paris Thursday,"says Ted Billett longingly."Two years at the Beaux Arts,"and for an instant the splintering of lances stops, like the hush in a tournament when the marshal throws down the warder, at the shine of that single word.

"All the same, New York is the best place to be right now if you're going to do anything big,"says Johnny uncomfortably, too much as if he felt he just had to believe in it, but the rest are silent, seeing the Seine wind under its bridges, cool as satin, grey-blue with evening, or the sawdust of a restaurant near the quais where one can eat Rabelaisiantly for six francs with wine and talk about anything at all without having to pose or explain or be defensive, or the chimneypots of La Cité branch-black against winter sky that is pallor of crimson when the smell of roast chestnuts drifts idly as a student along Boulevard St. Germain, or none of these, or all, but for each one nostalgic aspect of the city where good Americans go when they die and bad ones while they live—to Montmartre.

"New York is twice as romantic, really,"says Johnny firmly.

"If you can't get out of it,"adds Oliver with a twisted grin.

Ted Billett turns to Ricky French as if each had no other friend in the world.

"You were over, weren't you?"he says, a little diffidently, but his voice is that of Rachel weeping for her children.

"We ll, there was a little café on the Rue Bonaparte—I suppose you wouldn't know—"

III

The party has adjourned to Stovall's dog-kennel-sized apartment on We st Eleventh Street with oranges and ice, Peter Piper having suddenly remembered a little place he knows where what gin is to be bought is neither diluted Croton water nor hell-fire. The long drinks gather pleasantly on the table, are consumed by all but Johnny, gather again. The talk grows more fluid, franker.

"Phil Sellaby?—-oh, the great Phil's just had a child—I mean his wife has, but Phil's been having a book all winter and it's hard not to get'em mixed up. Know the girl he married?"

"Ran Waldo had a necking acquaintance with her at one time or another, I believe. But now she's turned serious, I hear— tres serieuse—tres bonne femme —"

"I bet his book'll be a cuckoo, then. Trouble with women. Can't do any art and be married if you're in love with your wife. Instink—instinct of creation—same thing in both cases—use it one way, not enough left for other—unless, of course, like Goethe, you—""Rats! Look at Rossetti—Browning—-Augustus John—William Morris—"

"Browning! Dear man, when the public knows the truth about the Brownings!"

Ricky French is getting a little drunk but it shows itself only in a desire to make every sentence unearthly cogent with perfect words.

"Unhappy marriage—ver'good—stimula-shion,"he says, carefully but unsteadily,"other thing—tosh!"

Peter Piper jerks a thumb in Oliver's direction.

"Oh, beg pardon! Engaged, you told me? Beg pardon—sorry—very. Writes?"

"Uh-huh. Book of poetry three years ago. Novel now he's trying to sell."

"Oh, yes, yes, yes. Remember.'Dancers'Holiday'—he wrote that? Good stuff, damn good. Too bad. Feenee. Why will they get married?"

The conversation veers toward a mortuary discussion of love. Being young, nearly all of them are anxious for, completely puzzled by and rather afraid of it, all at the same time. They wish to draw up one logical code to cover its every variation; they look at it, as it is at present with the surprised displeasure of florists at a hollyhock that will come blue when by every law of variation it should be rose. It is only a good deal later that they will be able to give, not blasphemy because the rules of the game are always mutually inconsistent, but tempered thanks that there are any rules at all. Now Ricky French especially has the air of a demonstrating anatomist over an Anesthetized body."Observe, gentlemen—the carotid artery lies here. Now, inserting the scalpel at this point—"

"The trouble with Art is that it doesn't pay a decent living wage unless you're willing to commercialize—"

"The trouble with Art is that it never did, except for a few chance lucky people—"

"The trouble with Art is women."

"The trouble with women is Art."

"The trouble with Art—with women, I mean—change signals! What do I mean?"

IV

Oliver is taking Ted out to Melgrove with him over Sunday for suburban fresh-air and swimming, so the two just manage to catch the 12.53 from the Grand Central, in spite of Slade Wilson's invitation to talk all night and breakfast at the Brevoort. They spend the rattling, tunnel-like passage to 125th Street catching their breath again, a breath that seems to strike a florid gentlemen in a dirty collar ahead of them with an expression of permanent, sorrowful hunger. Then Ted remarks reflectively,

"Nice gin."

"Uh-huh. Not floor varnish anyway like most of this prohibition stuff. What think of the people?"

"Interesting but hardly conclusive. Liked the Wilson lad. Peter, of course, and Johnny. The French person rather young Back Bay, don't you think?"

Oliver smiles. The two have been through Yale, some of the war and much of the peace together, and the fact has inevitably developed a certain quality of being able to talk to each other in shorthand.

"We ll, Groton plus Harvard—it always gets a little inhuman especially Senior year—but gin had a civilizing influence. Lucky devil!"

"Why?"

"Baker's newest discovery—yes, it does sound like a patent medicine. Don't mean that, but he has a play on the road—sure-fire, Johnny says—Edward Sheldon stuff—Romance—"

"The You ng Harvard Romantic. An Essay Presented to the Faculty of Yale University by The odore Billett for the Degree of—"

"Heard anything about your novel, Oliver?"

"Going to see my pet Mammon of Unrighteousness about it in a couple of weeks. Oh Lord!"

"Present—not voting."

"Don't be cheap, Ted. If I could only make some money."

"Everybody says that there is money in advertising,"Ted quotes maliciously."Where have I heard that before?"

"That's what anybody says about anything till they try it. We ll, there is—but not in six months for a copy-writer at Vanamee and Co. Especially when the said copy-writer has to have enough to marry on.""And will write novels when he ought to be reading,'How I Sold America on Ossified Oats'like a good little boy. You ng people are so

impatient."

"We ll, good Lord, Ted, we've been engaged eight months already and we aren't getting any furtherer—"

"Remember the copybooks, my son. The love of a pure, good woman and the one-way pocket—that's what makes the millionaires. Besides, look at Isaac."

"We ll, I'm no Isaac. And Nancy isn't Rebekah, praises be! But it is an—emotional strain. On both of us."

"We ll, all you have to do is sell your serial rights. After that—pie."

"I know. The trouble is, I can see it so plain if everything happens right—and then—well—"

Ted is not very consoling.

"People get funny ideas about each other when they aren't close by. Even when they're in love,"he says rather darkly; and then, for no apparent reason,"Poor Billy. See it?"

Oliver has, unfortunately—the announcement that the engagement between Miss Flavia Marston of Detroit and Mr. William Curting of New York has been broken by mutual consent was an inconspicuous little paragraph in the morning papers."That was all—just funny ideas and being away. And then this homebred talent came along,"Ted muses.

"We ll, you're the hell of a—"

Ted suddenly jerks into consciousness of what he has been saying.

"Sorry"he says, completely apologetic,"didn't mean a word I said, just sorry for Billy, poor guy.'Fraid it'll break him up pretty bad at first."This seems to make matters rather worse and he changes the subject abruptly."How's Nancy?"he asks with what he hopes seems disconnected indifference.

"Nancy? All right. Hates St. Louis, of course."

"Should think she might, this summer. Pretty hot there, isn't it?"

"Says it's like a wet furnace. And her family's bothering her some."

"Um, too bad."

"Oh, I don't mind. But it's rotten for her. They don't see the point exactly—don't know that I blame them. She could be in Paris, now—that woman was ready to put up the money. My fault."

"We ll, she seems to like things better the way they are—God knows why, my antic friend! If it were my question between you and a year studying abroad! Not that you haven't your own subtle attractions, Ollie."Ted has hoped to irritate Oliver into argument by the closing remark, but the latter only accepts it with militant gloom.

"Yes, I've done her out of that, too,"he says abysmally,"as well as sticking her in St. Louis while I stay here and can't even drag down enough money to support her—"

"Oh, Ollie, snap out of it! That's only being dramatic. You know darn well you will darn soon. I'll be saying'bless you, my children, increase and multiply,'inside a month if your novel goes through."