Preface

THE BACKWOODS PHILOSOPHER.

(Frontispiece. See page 40.)

The End of the World.

A LOVE STORY,

BY

EDWARD EGGLESTON

AUTHOR OF"THE HOOSIER SCHOOLMASTER,"ETC.

WITH THIRTY-TWO ILLUSTRATIONS.

1872

PREFACE.

[IN THE POTENTIAL MOOD.]

It is the pretty unanimous conclusion of book-writers that prefaces are most unnecessary and useless prependages, since nobody reads them. And it is the pretty unanimous practice of book-writers to continue to write them with such pains and elaborateness as would indicate a belief that the success of a book depends upon the favorable prejudice begotten of u graceful preface. My principal embarrassment is that it is not customary for a book to have more than one. How then shall I choose between the half-dozen letters of introduction I might give my story, each better and worse on many accounts than either of the others? I am rather inclined to adopt the following, which might for some reasons be styled the

PREFACE SENTIMENTAL.

Perhaps no writer not infatuated with conceit, can send out a book full of thought and feeling which, whatever they may be worth, are his own, without a parental anxiety in regard to the fate of his offspring. And there are few prefaces which do not in some way betray this nervousness. I confess to a respect for even the prefatory doggerel of good Tinker Bunyan--a respect for his paternal tenderness toward his book, not at all for his villainous rhyming. When I saw, the other day, the white handkerchiefs of my children waving an Adieu as they sailed away from me, a profound anxiety seized me. So now, as I part company with August and Julia, with my beloved Jonas and my much-respected Cynthy Ann, with the mud-clerk on the Iatan, and the shaggy lord of Shady-Hollow Castle, and the rest, that have watched with me of nights and crossed the ferry with me twice a day for half a year--even now, as I see them waving me adieu with their red silk and"yaller"cotton"hand-kerchers,"I know how many rocks of misunderstanding and criticism and how many shoals of damning faint praise are before them, and my heart is full of misgiving.

--But it will never do to have misgivings in a preface. How often have publishers told me this! Ah! if I could write with half the heart and hope my publishers evince in their advertisements, where they talk about"front rank"and"great American story"and all that, it would doubtless be better for the book, provided anybody would read the preface or believe it when they had read it. But at any rate let us not have a preface in the minor key.

A philosophical friend of mine, who is addicted to Carlyle, has recommended that I try the following, which he calls

THE HIGH PHILOSOPHICAL PREFACE.

Why should I try to forestall the Verdict? Is it not foreordained in the very nature of a Book and the Constitution of the Reader that a certain very Definite Number of Readers will misunderstand and dislike a given Book? And that another very Definite Number will understand it and dislike it none the less? And that still a third class, also definitely fixed in the Eternal Nature of Things, will misunderstand and like it, and, what is more, like it only because of their misunderstanding? And in relation to a true Book, there can not fail to be an Elect Few who understand admiringly and understandingly admire. Why, then, make bows, write prefaces, attempt to prejudice the Case? Can I change the Reader? Will I change the Book? No? Then away with Preface! The destiny of the Book is fixed. I can not foretell it, for I am no prophet. But let us not hope to change the Fates by our prefatory bowing and scraping.

--I was forced to confess to my friend who was so kind as to offer to lend me this preface, that there was much truth in it and that truth is nowhere more rare than in prefaces, but it was not possible to adopt it for two reasons: one, that my proof-reader can not abide so many capitals, maintaining that they disfigure the page, and what is a preface of the high philosophical sort worth without a profusion of capitals? Even Carlyle's columns would lose their greatest ornament if their capitals were gone. The second reason for declining to use this preface was that my publishers are not philosophers and would never be content with an"Elect Few,"and for my own part the pecuniary interest I have in the copyright renders it quite desirable that as many as possible should be elected to like it, or at least to buy it.

After all it seems a pity that I can not bring myself to use a straightforward

APOLOGETIC AND EXPLANATORY PREFACE.

In view of the favor bestowed upon the author's previous story, both by the Public who Criticise and the Public who Buy, it seems a little ungracious to present so soon, another, the scene of which is also laid in the valley of the Ohio. But the picture of We stern country life in"The Hoosier School-Master"would not have been complete without this companion-piece, which presents a different phase of it. And indeed there is no provincial life richer in material if only one knew how to get at it.

Nothing is more reverent than a wholesome hatred of hypocrisy. If any man think I have offended against his religion, I must believe that his religion is not what it should be. If anybody shall imagine that this is a work of religious controversy leveled at the Adventists, he will have wholly mistaken my meaning. Literalism and fanaticism are not vices confined to any one sect. They are, unfortunately, pretty widely distributed. However, if--

--And so on.

But why multiply examples of the half-dozen or more that I might, could, would, or should have written? Since everybody is agreed that, nobody reads a preface, I have concluded to let the book go without any.

BROOKLYN, September, 1872.

"And as he [Wordsworth] mingled freely with all kinds of men, he found a pith of sense and a solidity of judgment here and there among the unlearned which he had failed to find in the most lettered; from obscure men he heard high truths.... And love, true love and pure, he found was no flower reared only in what was called refined society, and requiring leisure and polished manners for its growth.... He believed that in country people, what is permanent in human nature, the essential feelings and passions of mankind, exist in greater simplicity and strength."--PRINCIPAL SHAIRP.

A DEDICATION.

It would hardly be in character for me to dedicate this book in good, stiff, old-fashioned tomb-stone style, but I could not have put in the background of scenery without being reminded of the two boys, inseparable as the Siamese twins, who gathered mussel-shells in the river marge, played hide-and-seek in the hollow sycamores, and led a happy life in the shadow of just such hills as those among which the events of this story took place. And all the more that the generous boy who was my playmate then is the generous man who has relieved me of many burdens while I wrote this story, do I feel impelled to dedicate it to GEORGE CARY EGGLESTON, a manly man and a brotherly brother.

CONTENTS.

CHAPTER

I.

-- In Love with a Dutchman.

CHAPTER

II.

-- An Explosion.

CHAPTER

III.

-- A Farewell.

CHAPTER

IV.

-- A Counter-Irritant.

CHAPTER

V.

-- At the Castle.

CHAPTER

VI.

-- The Backwoods Philosopher.

CHAPTER

VII.

-- Within and Without.

CHAPTER

VIII.

-- Figgers won't Lie.

CHAPTER

IX.

-- The New Singing-Master.

CHAPTER

X.

-- An Offer of Help.

CHAPTER

XI.

-- The Coon-dog Argument.

CHAPTER

XII.

-- Two Mistakes.

CHAPTER

XIII.

-- The Spider Spins.

CHAPTER

XIV.

-- The Spider's Web.

CHAPTER

XV.

-- The Web Broken.

CHAPTER

XVI.

-- Jonas Expounds the Subject.

CHAPTER

XVII.

-- The Wrong Pew.

CHAPTER

XVIII.

-- The Encounter.

CHAPTER

XIX.

-- The Mother.

CHAPTER

XX.

-- The Steam-Doctor.

CHAPTER

XXI.

-- The Hawk in a New Part.

CHAPTER

XXII.

-- Jonas Expresses his Opinion on Dutchmen.

CHAPTER

XXIII.

-- Somethin'Ludikerous.

CHAPTER

XXIV.

-- The Giant Great-heart.

CHAPTER

XXV.

-- A Chapter of Betweens.

CHAPTER

XXVI.

-- A Nice Little Game.

CHAPTER

XXVII.

-- The Result of an Evening with Gentlemen.

CHAPTER

XXVIII.

-- Waking up an Ugly Customer.

CHAPTER

XXIX.

-- August and Norman.

CHAPTER

XXX.

-- Aground.

CHAPTER

XXXI.

-- Cynthy Ann's Sacrifice.

CHAPTER

XXXII.

-- Julia's Enterprise.

CHAPTER

XXXIII.

-- The Secret Stairway.

CHAPTER

XXXIV.

-- The Interview.

CHAPTER

XXXV.

-- Getting Ready for the End.

CHAPTER

XXXVI.

-- The Sin of Sanctimony.

CHAPTER

XXXVII.

-- The Deluge.

CHAPTER

XXXVIII.

-- Scaring a Hawk.

CHAPTER

XXXIX.

-- Jonas takes an Appeal.

CHAPTER

XL.

-- Selling out.

CHAPTER

XLI.

-- The Last Day and What Happened in it.

CHAPTER

XLII.

-- For Ever and Ever.

CHAPTER

XLIII.

-- The Midnight Alarm.

CHAPTER

XLIV.

-- Squaring Accounts.

CHAPTER

XLV.

-- New Plans.

CHAPTER

XLVI.

-- The Shiveree.

ILLUSTRATIONS.

BY FRANK BEARD

The Backwoods Philosopher

Taking an Observation

A Talk with a Plowman

A little rustle brought her to consciousness

Gottlieb

The Castle

The Sedilium at the Castle

"Look at me"

"Don't be oncharitable, Jonas"

The Hawk

"Tell that to Jule"

Tempted

"Now I hate you"

At Cynthy's Door

Cynthy Ann had often said in class-meeting that temptations abounded on every hand

Jonas

Julia sat down in mortification

"Good-by!"

The Mother's Blessing

Corn-Sweats and Calamus

"Fire! Murder! Help!"

Norman Anderson

Somethin'Ludikerous

To the Rescue

A Nice Little Game

The Mud-Clerk

Waking up an Ugly Customer

Cynthy Ann's Sacrifice

A Pastoral Visit

Brother Goshorn

"Say them words over again"

"I want to buy your place"

THE END OF THE WORLD.