THE CONQUEST OF CANAAN

THE CONQUEST OF CANAAN

BY

BOOTH TARKINGTON

To

L.F.T.

CONTENTS

CHAPTER

I.

ENTER CHORUS

II.

A RESCUE

III.

OLD HOPES

IV.

THE DISASTER

V.

BEAVER BEACH

VI.

"YE'LL TAK'THE HIGH ROAD AND I'LL TAK'THE LOW ROAD"

VII.

GIVE A DOG A BAD NAME

VIII.

A BAD PENNY TURNS UP

IX.

OUTER DARKNESS

X.

THE TRYST

XI.

WHEN HALF-GODS GO

XII.

TO REMAIN ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE IS NOT ALWAYS A VICTORY

XIII.

THE WATCHER AND THE WARDEN

XIV.

WHITE ROSES IN A LAW-OFFICE

XV.

HAPPY FEAR GIVES HIMSELF UP

XVI.

THE TWO CANAANS

XVII.

MR. SHEEHAN'S HINTS

XVIII.

IN THE HEAT OF THE DAY

XIX.

ESKEW ARP

XX.

THREE ARE ENLISTED

XXI.

NORBERT WAITS FOR JOE

XXII.

MR. SHEEHAN SPEAKS

XXIII.

JOE WALKS ACROSS THE COURT-HOUSE YARD

XXIV.

MARTIN PIKE KEEPS AN ENGAGEMENT

XXV.

THE JURY COMES IN

XXVI.

"ANCIENT OF DAYS"

THE CONQUEST OF CANAAN

IENTER CHORUS

A dry snow had fallen steadily throughout the still night, so that when a cold, upper wind cleared the sky gloriously in the morning the incongruous Indiana town shone in a white harmony—roof, ledge, and earth as evenly covered as by moonlight. The re was no thaw; only where the line of factories followed the big bend of the frozen river, their distant chimneys like exclamation points on a blank page, was there a first threat against the supreme whiteness. The wind passed quickly and on high; the shouting of the school-children had ceased at nine o'clock with pitiful suddenness; no sleigh-bells laughed out on the air; and the muffling of the thoroughfares wrought an unaccustomed peace like that of Sunday. This was the phenomenon which afforded the opening of the morning debate of the sages in the wide windows of the"National House."

Only such unfortunates as have so far failed to visit Canaan do not know that the"National House"is on the Main Street side of the Court-house Square, and has the advantage of being within two minutes'walk of the railroad station, which is in plain sight of the windows—an inestimable benefit to the conversation of the aged men who occupied these windows on this white morning, even as they were wont in summer to hold against all comers the cane-seated chairs on the pavement outside. The nce, as trains came and went, they commanded the city gates, and, seeking motives and adding to the stock of history, narrowly observed and examined into all who entered or departed. The ir habit was not singular. He who would foolishly tax the sages of Canaan with a bucolic light-mindedness must first walk in Piccadilly in early June, stroll down the Corso in Rome before Ash We dnesday, or regard those windows of Fifth Avenue whose curtains are withdrawn of a winter Sunday; for in each of these great streets, wherever the windows, not of trade, are widest, his eyes must behold wise men, like to those of Canaan, executing always their same purpose.

The difference is in favor of Canaan; the"National House"was the club, but the perusal of traveller or passer by was here only the spume blown before a stately ship of thought; and you might hear the sages comparing the Koran with the speeches of Robert J. Ingersoll.

In the days of board sidewalks,"mail-time"had meant a precise moment for Canaan, and even now, many years after the first postman, it remained somewhat definite to the aged men; for, out of deference to a pleasant, olden custom, and perhaps partly for an excuse to"get down to the hotel"(which was not altogether in favor with the elderly ladies), most of them retained their antique boxes in the post-office, happily in the next building.

In this connection it may be written that a subscription clerk in the office of the Chicago Daily Standard, having noted a single subscriber from Canaan, was, a fortnight later, pleased to receive, by one mail, nine subscriptions from that promising town. If one brought nine others in a fortnight, thought he, what would nine bring in a month? Amazingly, they brought nothing, and the rest was silence. Here was a matter of intricate diplomacy never to come within that youth his ken. The morning voyage to the post-office, long mocked as a fable and screen by the families of the sages, had grown so difficult to accomplish for one of them, Colonel Flitcroft (Colonel in the war with Mexico), that he had been put to it, indeed, to foot the firing-line against his wife (a lady of celebrated determination and hale-voiced at seventy), and to defend the rental of a box which had sheltered but three missives in four years. Desperation is often inspiration; the Colonel brilliantly subscribed for the Standard, forgetting to give his house address, and it took the others just thirteen days to wring his secret from him. Then the Standard served for all.

Mail-time had come to mean that bright hour when they all got their feet on the brass rod which protected the sills of the two big windows, with the steam-radiators sizzling like kettles against the side wall. Mr. Jonas Tabor, who had sold his hardware business magnificently (not magnificently for his nephew, the purchaser) some ten years before, was usually, in spite of the fact that he remained a bachelor at seventy-nine, the last to settle down with the others, though often the first to reach the hotel, which he always entered by a side door, because he did not believe in the treating system. And it was Mr. Eskew Arp, only seventy-five, but already a thoroughly capable cynic, who, almost invariably"opened the argument,"and it was he who discovered the sinister intention behind the weather of this particular morning. Mr. Arp had not begun life so sourly: as a youth he had been proud of his given name, which had come to him through his mother's family, who had made it honorable, but many years of explanations that Eskew did not indicate his initials had lowered his opinion of the intelligence and morality of the race.

The malevolence of his voice and manner this morning, therefore, when he shook his finger at the town beyond the windows, and exclaimed, with a bitter laugh,"Look at it!"was no surprise to his companions."Jest look at it! I tell you the devil is mighty smart. Ha, ha! Mighty smart!"

Through custom it was the duty of Squire Buckalew (Justice of the Peace in'59) to be the first to take up Mr. Arp. The others looked to him for it. The refore, he asked, sharply:

"What's the devil got to do with snow?"

"Everything to do with it, sir,"Mr. Arp retorted."It's plain as day to anybody with eyes and sense."

"Then I wish you'd p'int it out,"said Buckalew,"if you've got either."

"By the Almighty, Squire"—Mr. Arp turned in his chair with sudden heat—"if I'd lived as long as you—"

"You have,"interrupted the other, stung."Twelve years ago!"

"If I'd lived as long as you,"Mr. Arp repeated, unwincingly, in a louder voice,"and had follered Satan's trail as long as you have, and yet couldn't recognize it when I see it, I'd git converted and vote Prohibitionist."

"I don't see it,"interjected Uncle Joe Davey, in his querulous voice. (He was the patriarch of them all.)"I can't find no cloven-hoof-prints in the snow."

"All over it, sir!"cried the cynic."All over it! Old Satan loves tricks like this. Here's a town that's jest one squirmin'mass of lies and envy and vice and wickedness and corruption—"

"Hold on!"exclaimed Colonel Flitcroft."That's a slander upon our hearths and our government. Why, when I was in the Council—"

"It wasn't a bit worse then,"Mr. Arp returned, unreasonably."Jest you look how the devil fools us. He drops down this here virgin mantle on Canaan and makes it look as good as you pretend you think it is: as good as the Sunday-school room of a country church—though THAT"—he went off on a tangent, venomously—"is generally only another whited sepulchre, and the superintendent's mighty apt to have a bottle of whiskey hid behind the organ, and—"

"Look here, Eskew,"said Jonas Tabor,"that's got nothin'to do with—"

"Why ain't it? Answer me!"cried Mr. Arp, continuing, without pause:"Why ain't it? Can't you wait till I git through? You listen to me, and when I'm ready I'll listen to—"

"See here,"began the Colonel, making himself heard over three others,"I want to ask you—"

"No, sir!"Mr. Arp pounded the floor irascibly with his hickory stick."Don't you ask me anything! How can you tell that I'm not going to answer your question without your asking it, till I've got through? You listen first. I say, here's a town of nearly thirty thousand inhabitants, every last one of'em—men, women, and children—selfish and cowardly and sinful, if you could see their innermost natures; a town of the ugliest and worst built houses in the world, and governed by a lot of saloon-keepers—though I hope it'll never git down to where the ministers can run it. And the devil comes along, and in one night—why, all you got to do is LOOK at it! You'd think we needn't ever trouble to make it better. That's what the devil wants us to do—wants us to rest easy about it, and paints it up to look like a heaven of peace and purity and sanctified spirits. Snowfall like this would of made Lot turn the angel out-of-doors and say that the old home was good enough for him. Gomorrah would of looked like a Puritan village—though I'll bet my last dollar that there was a lot, and a WHOLE lot, that's never been told about Puritan villages. A lot that—"

"WHAT never was?"interrupted Mr. Peter Bradbury, whose granddaughter had lately announced her discovery that the Bradburys were descended from Miles Standish."What wasn't told about Puritan villages?"

"Can't you wait?"Mr. Arp's accents were those of pain."Haven't I got ANY right to present my side of the case? Ain't we restrained enough to allow of free speech here? How can we ever git anywhere in an Argument like this, unless we let one man talk at a time? How—"

"Go on with your statement,"said Uncle Joe Davey, impatiently.

Mr. Arp's grievance was increased."Now listen to YOU! How many more interruptions are comin'? I'll listen to the other side, but I've got to state mine first, haven't I? If I don't make my point clear, what's the use of the argument? Argumentation is only the comparison of two sides of a question, and you have to see what the first side IS before you can compare it with the other one, don't you? Are you all agreed to that?"

"Yes, yes,"said the Colonel."Go ahead. We won't interrupt until you're through."

"Very well,"resumed Mr. Arp, with a fleeting expression of satisfaction,"as I said before, I wish to—as I said—"He paused, in some confusion."As I said, argumentation is—that is, I say—"He stopped again, utterly at sea, having talked himself so far out of his course that he was unable to recall either his sailing port or his destination. Finally he said, feebly, to save the confession,"We ll, go on with your side of it."

This generosity was for a moment disconcerting; however, the quietest of the party took up the opposition—Roger Tabor, a very thin, old man with a clean-shaven face, almost as white as his hair, and melancholy, gentle, gray eyes, very unlike those of his brother Jonas, which were dark and sharp and button-bright. (It was to Roger's son that Jonas had so magnificently sold the hardware business.) Roger was known in Canaan as"the artist"; there had never been another of his profession in the place, and the town knew not the word"painter,"except in application to the useful artisan who is subject to lead-poisoning. The re was no indication of his profession in the attire of Mr. Tabor, unless the too apparent age of his black felt hat and a neat patch at the elbow of his shiny, old brown overcoat might have been taken as symbols of the sacrifice to his muse which his life had been. He was not a constant attendant of the conclave, and when he came it was usually to listen; indeed, he spoke so seldom that at the sound of his voice they all turned to him with some surprise.

"I suppose,"he began,"that Eskew means the devil is behind all beautiful things."

"Ugly ones, too,"said Mr. Arp, with a start of recollection."And I wish to state—"

"Not now!"Colonel Flitcroft turned upon him violently."You've already stated it."

"Then, if he is behind the ugly things, too,"said Roger,"we must take him either way, so let us be glad of the beauty for its own sake. Eskew says this is a wicked town. It may be—I don't know. He says it's badly built; perhaps it is; but it doesn't seem to me that it's ugly in itself. I don't know what its real self is, because it wears so many aspects. God keeps painting it all the time, and never shows me twice the same picture; not even two snowfalls are just alike, nor the days that follow them; no more than two misty sunsets are alike—for the color and even the form of the town you call ugly are a matter of the season of the year and of the time of day and of the light and air. The ugly town is like an endless gallery which you can walk through, from year-end to year-end, never seeing the same canvas twice, no matter how much you may want to—and there's the pathos of it. Isn't it the same with people with the characters of all of us, just as it is with our faces? No face remains the same for two successive days—"

"It don't?"Colonel Flitcroft interrupted, with an explosive and rueful incredulity."We ll, I'd like to—"Second thoughts came to him almost immediately, and, as much out of gallantry as through discretion, fearing that he might be taken as thinking of one at home, he relapsed into silence.

Not so with the others. It was as if a firecracker had been dropped into a sleeping poultry-yard. Least of all could Mr. Arp contain himself. At the top of his voice, necessarily, he agreed with Roger that faces changed, not only from day to day, and not only because of light and air and such things, but from hour to hour, and from minute to minute, through the hideous stimulus of hypocrisy.

The"argument"grew heated; half a dozen tidy quarrels arose; all the sages went at it fiercely, except Roger Tabor, who stole quietly away. The aged men were enjoying themselves thoroughly, especially those who quarrelled. Naturally, the frail bark of the topic which had been launched was whirled about by too many side-currents to remain long in sight, and soon became derelict, while the intellectual dolphins dove and tumbled in the depths. At the end of twenty minutes Mr. Arp emerged upon the surface, and in his mouth was this:

"Tell me, why ain't the Church—why ain't the Church and the rest of the believers in a future life lookin'for immortality at the other end of life, too? If we're immortal, we always have been; then why don't they ever speculate on what we were before we were born? It's because they're too blame selfish—don't care a flapdoodle about what WAS, all they want is to go on livin'forever."

Mr. Arp's voice had risen to an Acrid triumphancy, when it suddenly faltered, relapsed to a murmur, and then to a stricken silence, as a tall, fat man of overpowering aspect threw open the outer door near by and crossed the lobby to the clerk's desk. an Awe fell upon the sages with this advent. They were hushed, and after a movement in their chairs, with a strange effect of huddling, sat disconcerted and attentive, like school-boys at the entrance of the master.

The personage had a big, fat, pink face and a heavily undershot jaw, what whitish beard he wore following his double chin somewhat after the manner displayed in the portraits of Henry the Eighth. His eyes, very bright under puffed upper lids, were intolerant and insultingly penetrating despite their small size. The ir irritability held a kind of hotness, and yet the personage exuded frost, not of the weather, all about him. You could not imagine man or angel daring to greet this being genially—sooner throw a kiss to Mount Pilatus!