LIST OF PLATES

LIST OF PLATES

The Inn at Munich

Lorrequer on Parade

Nicholas Announcing Miss Betty O'Dowd's Carriage

The Sentry Challenging Father Luke and the Abbé

The Supper at Father Malachi's

Mrs. Mulrooney and Sir Stewart Moore

Lorrequer Making His Escape From Col. Kamworth's

Mr. Cudmore Filling the Teapot

Dr. Finucane and the Grey Mare

Lorrequer Practising Physic

Mr. Burke's Enthusiasm for the Duke of We llington

The Passport Office

Lorrequer as Postillion

Mr. O'Leary Creating a Sensation at the Salon des Etranges

Trevanion Astonishing the Bully Gendemar

Mr. O'Leary Charges the Mob

Mr. O'Leary Imagines Himself Kilt

Harry Proves Himself a Man of Metal

Mr. O'Leary's Double Capture

Mr. Malone and Friend

Lorrequer's Debut at Strasburg

The Inn at Munich

Arrival of Charge d'Affairs

PREFATORY EPISTLE.

Dear Public,

When first I set about recording the scenes which occupy these pages, I had no intention of continuing them, except in such stray and scattered fragments as the columns of a Magazine[*] permit of; and when at length I discovered that some interest had attached not only to the adventures, but to their narrator, I would gladly have retired with my"little laurels"from a stage, on which, having only engaged to appear between the acts, I was destined to come forward as a principal character.

* The Dublin University Magazine.

Among the"miseries of human life,"a most touching one is spoken of—the being obliged to listen to the repetition of a badly sung song, because some well-wishing, but not over discreet friend of the singer has called loudly for an encore.

I begin very much to fear that something of the kind has taken place here, and that I should have acted a wiser part, had I been contented with even the still small voice of a few partial friends, and retired from the boards in the pleasing delusion of success; but unfortunately, the same easy temperament that has so often involved me before, has been faithful to me here; and when you pretended to be pleased, unluckily, I believed you.

So much of apology for the matter—a little now for the manner of my offending, and I have done. I wrote as I felt—sometimes in good spirits, sometimes in bad—always carelessly—for, God help me, I can do no better.

When the celibacy of the Fellows of Trinity College, Dublin, became an Active law in that University, the Board proceeded to enforce it, by summoning to their presence all the individuals who it was well known had transgressed the regulation, and among them figured Dr. S., many of whose sons were at the same time students in the college."Are you married, Dr. S——r?"said the bachelor vice-provost, in all the dignity and pride of conscious innocence."Married!"said the father of ten children, with a start of involuntary horror;—"married?""Yes sir, married.""Why sir, I am no more married than the Provost."This was quite enough—no further questions were asked, and the head of the University preferred a merciful course towards the offender, to repudiating his wife and disowning his children. Now for the application. Certain captious and incredulous people have doubted the veracity of the adventures I have recorded in these pages; I do not think it necessary to appeal to concurrent testimony and credible witnesses for their proof, but I pledge myself to the fact that every tittle I have related is as true as that my name is Lorrequer—need I say more?

Another objection has been made to my narrative, and I cannot pass it by without a word of remark;—"these Confessions are wanting in scenes of touching and pathetic interest"[*]—true, quite true; but I console myself on this head, for I remember hearing of an Author whose paraphrase of the book of Job was refused by a publisher, if he could not throw a little more humour into it; and if I have not been more miserable and more unhappy, I am very sorry for it on your account, but you must excuse my regretting it on my own. Another story and I have done;—the Newgate Calendar makes mention of a notorious housebreaker, who closed his career of outrage and violence by the murder of a whole family, whose house he robbed; on the scaffold he entreated permission to speak a few words to the crowd beneath, and thus addressed them:—"My friends, it is quite true I murdered this family; in cold blood I did it—one by one they fell beneath my hand, while I rifled their coffers, and took forth their effects; but one thing is imputed to me, which I cannot die without denying—it is asserted that I stole an extinguisher; the contemptible character of this petty theft is a stain upon my reputation, that I cannot suffer to disgrace my memory."So would I now address you for all the graver offences of my book; I stand forth guilty—miserably, palpably guilty—they are mine every one of them; and I dare not, I cannot deny them; but if you think that the blunders in French and the hash of spelling so widely spread through these pages, are attributable to me; on the faith of a gentleman I pledge myself you are wrong, and that I had nothing to do with them. If my thanks for the kindness and indulgence with which these hastily written and rashly conceived sketches have been received by the press and the public, are of any avail, let me add, in conclusion, that a more grateful author does not exist than