We do not intend to review our own work ; if we did it justice we might be accused of partiality , and we are not such fools as to abuse it . We leave that to our literary friends who may have so little taste as not to appreciate its merits . Not that there would be anything novel in reviewing our own performances—that we have discovered since we have assumed the office of editor ; but still it is always done sub rosa , whereas in our position we could not deny our situation as editor and author . Of Peter Simple , therefore , we say nothing , but we take this opportunity of saying a few words to the public …. The Naval Officer was our first attempt , and its having been our first attempt must be offered in extenuation of its many imperfections ; it was written hastily , and before it was complete we were appointed to a ship . We cared much about our ship and little about our book . The first was diligently taken care of by ourselves , the second was left in the hands of others to get on how it could . Like most bantlings put out to nurse , it did not get on very well . As we happen to be in a communicative vein , it may be as well to remark that , being written in the autobiographical style , it was asserted by friends , and believed in general , that it was a history of the author's life . Now , without pretending to have been better than we should have been in our earlier days , we do most solemnly assure the public that had we run the career of vice of the hero of the Naval Officer , at all events we should have had sufficient sense of shame not to have avowed it . Except the hero and heroine , and those parts of the work which supply the slight plot of it as a novel , the work in itself is materially true , especially in the narrative of sea adventure , most of which did (to the best of our recollection ) occur to the author . We say to the best of our recollection , as it behoves us to be careful . We have not forgotten the snare in which Chamier found himself by asserting in his preface that his narrative was fact . In The Naval Officer much good material was thrown away ; but we intend to write it over again some day of these days , and The Naval Officer , when corrected , will be so improved that he may be permitted to stand on the same shelf with